nexya:

take a shot every time:

• someone says “innovative”

• a really bad joke is made and no one laughs
• SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
• a random athlete promotes said sports game
• something goes wrong with a gameplay demo
• “that’s why the X1 is the all-in-one entertainment system”
• “thats why the ps4 is for the players”
• something wacky happens at ubisoft’s keynote
• awkward scripted banter between two demo players
• an adorable developer comes on stage (french, japanese, or a really excited american)
• some guy in a suit and an expensive watch turns up for microsoft
• a female appears on stage and she is immediately branded a fake gamer

wonderwomans:

cyclops: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life 
me: I know this. And I love you

pinkmistletoe:

if ur a boy n u tell ur tall gf not to wear heels around u congrats she’s my girl now don’t ever speak to me or my amazon gf ever again

periegesisvoid:

There is a new strong female character with short hair and a sword. She is straight “to break stereotypes.” There are dozens of strong female characters with short hair and swords, and they are all straight “to break stereotypes.” There has never been a strong female character with short hair and a sword who was gay or bisexual at all. All new such characters must be straight “to break stereotypes.”